*Ahem* ...see, there comes a time in every deviants life when they begin to notice certain 'changes' happening to their bo- waitaminute...
o.O that was a little embarassing e/n/e

Hello, everybody~! It has come to my attention that I don't have a fandom. Why don't I have a fandom e-e? Aren't you supposed to do that, or something? e-e we'll get to that later X3 What has really come to my attention is how awesome all of my watchers are. And I know that I have not been doing this whole 'write a journal' thing (as you can see, this is technically my first one), so I figured "Why the hell not? Those sexy little minions (minions= term of affection I use for my watchers. Yes, I do refer to those little yellow capsule dudes from Despicable Me ouo) won't even know what hit them." And so here I am. With my awesome, sexy minions. Yep. Minions. That's what you are. But I -adore- my minions. So much

I've decided that I will actually start writing these journals, maybe like once a week. That is a very loose timeline and will probably end up being ignored later, but I will still write the journals. I feel like I owe it to everybody who has been my minion since the beginning, and also to the newer recruits (I'm raising a minion army).

So, let's start with names, and go on from there~

My name is Ryan, and I like waving with both hands! Sometimes. Not all the time. I am seventeen and a highschool senior. On my facebook page it says I already graduated. From Hogwarts. I wish. So, so badly... ene I live in the state of Georgia, unfortunately. My family is military, so I have lived around the world, to include Germany, Italy, Belgium and a bunch of other places. Too lazy to list them all. Sorry ono. I have been writing as a hobby for eight years, almost nine now. The deviations I have on dA barely scratch the surface of my collection of notebooks full of scribbles and scratch outs and questionable thoughts. I hate sea food. My favorite part of a person of the opposite sex are the eyes. My favorite color is green. Not because I'm a quarter Irish, because it's my favorite color. Same applies to potatoes. I love potatoes. I met my girlfriend, ~EmoRapunzle or Gabriela, in highschool. Unfortunately, she had to move away so our relationship was forced to become long distant. We will be celebrating our first anniversary come March. I am a gamer and own an Xbox 360. I also have a Skype. No twitter. That shit confuses me. Like, seriously confuses me. I am into sports (kind of - I'm also incredibly lazy. Just ask Gabriela x3), but I don't follow them on T.V. In fact, I barely watch T.V, preferring instead to work on my art and promote the art of others. I think homophobia is gay and a wasted emotion. You are who you are.

Annnnd that pretty much sums me up. Any thing that you want to ask me, feel free. I'll most definitely respond with an answer. Probably a sarcastic one. But you won't know that x3 all that aside, thank you all for reading this, because I know you didn't just see this and delete it e-e... I'll cut you if you did hmhm~

I want to get to know my watchers. I want you to know that there is a person behind the pretty words and pretty pictures that wants to get to know you.

Your soon-to-be-tyrant
~Invoking